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Shiny Neck

Finn: When your shiny neck was threatened, you squealed like a whoop hog. The evidence blew up with the base, but you and I know the truth. When I put a gun to your head, you shut down Starkiller’s shields.

Phasma: They don’t squeal.

Finn: What?

Phasma: Whoop hogs don’t squeal. Learn your biology.

Finn: Does it matter?? You squealed when I threatened you!

Phasma: This was not a squeal. Wash your ears.

Finn: NOW I KNOW WHY I HATED YOU SO MUCH.