Tag: phasma

Practical Jokes

Hux: I sometimes even wonder if you are able to joke, Captain.

Phasma: I am capable of joking, General.

Hux: Tell a joke then, a good one *he crosses his arms*

Phasma: Two stormtroopers enter the canteen.

Hux: Go on.

Phasma: And shoot all who are there.

Hux: And…?

Phasma: This is the end of the joke.

Hux: *looking at her sternly* That proves the point, yes.

Shiny Neck

Finn: When your shiny neck was threatened, you squealed like a whoop hog. The evidence blew up with the base, but you and I know the truth. When I put a gun to your head, you shut down Starkiller’s shields.

Phasma: They don’t squeal.

Finn: What?

Phasma: Whoop hogs don’t squeal. Learn your biology.

Finn: Does it matter?? You squealed when I threatened you!

Phasma: This was not a squeal. Wash your ears.

Finn: NOW I KNOW WHY I HATED YOU SO MUCH.