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    Practical Jokes

    Hux: I sometimes even wonder if you are able to joke, Captain.

    Phasma: I am capable of joking, General.

    Hux: Tell a joke then, a good one *he crosses his arms*

    Phasma: Two stormtroopers enter the canteen.

    Hux: Go on.

    Phasma: And shoot all who are there.

    Hux: And…?

    Phasma: This is the end of the joke.

    Hux: *looking at her sternly* That proves the point, yes.

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    Shiny Neck

    Finn: When your shiny neck was threatened, you squealed like a whoop hog. The evidence blew up with the base, but you and I know the truth. When I put a gun to your head, you shut down Starkiller’s shields.

    Phasma: They don’t squeal.

    Finn: What?

    Phasma: Whoop hogs don’t squeal. Learn your biology.

    Finn: Does it matter?? You squealed when I threatened you!

    Phasma: This was not a squeal. Wash your ears.

    Finn: NOW I KNOW WHY I HATED YOU SO MUCH.